My teeth still feel ridiculously clean even after I tried to remedy that with a post-dentist trip to Wendy's. Oh well. I don't know why the dental hygenist always complains so much that my gums bleed while she's cleaning them. I mean, have you looked at the thing you're jabbing me with?? It's got sharp metal hooks on both ends. Maybe I should try poking her in the arm with it and complain about her arm bleeding...