Fun things to try if you're tired of your apartment being clean #117: drop half a tub of hummus on the floor of the living room. It's just liquid enough to splatter, and just solid enough to fly pretty far in every direction. I think there was a ring of delicious roasted garlic hummus about 10 feet in diameter that I just finished cleaning up. Oh well. At least I was finshed with it and putting it back in the kitchen when I dropped it all over the place.