Dichotomy...

God damn it all to hell!!! So I was checking out ESPN for this week's college football rankings, when who should appear at the top of my screen? AJ Fucking Suggs. That's right. *deep breath* AJ "most worthless QB ever, can't run for shit, can't throw more than 10 yards with any accuracy, more INTs than TDs, why didn't he transfer back to Tennesee - oh right - Casey Clausen, wish he'd never stepped foot on my precious Grant Field, upstaged by a true freshman, wish I'd punched him in the face when I had the chance after the Auburn win, why won't Gailey put in Bilbo for more than one series?" Suggs. *phew* Apparently, Russel Athletic (yes, I know they provide GT's uniforms) decided he would make a good graphic for their tie-in with ESPN's Road to the BCS stuff. Why god why? Isn't there enough injustice in the world already? In case the flash header is different when you click on the ESPN link, here's a link directly to the flash file. I reccomend tying yourself to an immovable object at least 10 feet away from your computer before having someone else click on the link in order to minimize damage to yourself, your computer, and any innocent bystanders. I nearly kicked my monitor here at work off my desk. Also, I advise wearing a welder's mask to protect your eyes from the blinding sucktitude of Number 17. I hate you AJ "you can burn in hell" Suggs.

Posted by Rev. Adam on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 3:10 PM | Permalink