I'm surprised they let me fly! Since I own some of Cat Stevens's old LPs, I must be on the terrorist watch list too. And you really had to divert to Bangor? That seems a tad unnecessary... There really wasn't a closer airport with an open slot to land? Why didn't you just scramble the F18s to escort the flight to Andrew's AFB and then have him shot on site? "We're pretty sure he was hiding WMDs in his beard. Also, I never liked his music."