Inspired by one of the thousands of SPAM I received in my inbox when I got home: A guy involved in porn named Penetray Sean. Mildly witty, but it doesn't really work as well as my variation for a girl: Penny Treyshin. Cause, what the hell kind of name is Penetray? I know I know, it's porn, not a lot of thought involved here, I'm just saying Penny is a better and more believeable first name than Penetray. I guess it's better than Craphonso Thorpe from F$U though...