Adam's Lesson of the (yester)Day:
How Not to Impress Your Clients in 5 Easy Steps:
1 - Hold a Formal Design Review 3 months after it's scheduled date.
2 - Agree to provide lunch for everyone, when 12:30 rolls around, "forget" that you agreed to provide lunch and run out to Publix for bread and a cold cut platter.
3 - Invite 25 people to your design review, which is to be held in a conference room intended for 10 people.
4 - Schedule your meeting run from 11 to 5 and at 4:30 be only 2/3 of the way through your presentations.
5 - Have everyone giving a presentation bring in their material in a different format and on a different computer.
If you follow these 5 simple steps you can guarantee not only to not finish your project on time but also to not get your $200,000 bonus.
How Not to Impress Your Clients in 5 Easy Steps:
1 - Hold a Formal Design Review 3 months after it's scheduled date.
2 - Agree to provide lunch for everyone, when 12:30 rolls around, "forget" that you agreed to provide lunch and run out to Publix for bread and a cold cut platter.
3 - Invite 25 people to your design review, which is to be held in a conference room intended for 10 people.
4 - Schedule your meeting run from 11 to 5 and at 4:30 be only 2/3 of the way through your presentations.
5 - Have everyone giving a presentation bring in their material in a different format and on a different computer.
If you follow these 5 simple steps you can guarantee not only to not finish your project on time but also to not get your $200,000 bonus.
