Cox = Cocks. But, with enough hassle and enough phone calls and enough telling them they're retarded, my internet finally works. "Hi, I need my account number to set up my new internet account." "Oh, you can get that number online sir." "Um, no, I don't have an internet connection yet, that's the problem, and I need my account number to enter into the box so I can set it up." "Oh, okay, I'll just need your PIN then." "I haven't set up a pin yet." "Oh, you need to do that online." "What the hell is wrong with you people???" Grrrr... But at least it seems to be working now. We'll see how long this lasts before something goes wrong and I have to drive out to Herdon with my friend Mr. Baseballbat and his girlfriend, Sweet Lady Brick, to rememdy the situation.