Some stupid man in the red van in front of the white house supposedly threatening to blow up his van supposedly full of 15 gallons of gasoline unless his child is returned to him is interrupting my Simpsons watching. Idiot. You're just going to get yourself shot by a Secret Service agent with an itchy trigger finger. Or if you're lucky, a nice long jail sentence. Just get this standoff over with so I can watch my show. At least I'm home though and not sitting in the imperceptibly-moving gridlock in DC right now.