Dunno why I'm just now getting around to this, but if you didn't get a copy of my "Christmas" (MLK Jr Day) letter in the mail or in person, it's either because I don't have your address or I don't like you. Or perhaps I was so much in awe of your awesomeness that I just plain forgot. Who knows? Anyway, here's an unsigned PDF version for you to practice forging my signature on and send to all your friends and nemeses!