In accordance with established policy, tomorrow, July 4, the following topics are off-limits and I will not discuss them with anyone who does not want to be pissed off at me (however unintentional it may be): America, patriotism, neo-patriotism, US foreign policy, terrorism, Bush, alcohol, Chinese chemicals, rednecks, the Constitution, the founding fathers' intentions, religion, the November election, NASCAR, gas prices. I think that is all.