According to my phone, I got a call from Grandma at 7 am today. A) Why would anyone ever call me at 7 am? If by some miracle the phone wakes me up, the liklihood that I'm going to be coherent enough to process anything they're saying is virtually nil. B) If it was so important that you just had to rotary-dial my phone number that early in the morning, you could at least leave a message. Fortunately for me, rousing that it my be, the Soviet Anthem (my ringtone for family) failed to rouse me from my slumber. Now, had it been someone else, there's no doubt that the A-Team (my default ringtone) would surely have at least awoken me, if not compelled me to get out from the warth of my covers.